hate:

tips on liking people:

  • dont

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

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klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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  • Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat
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nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

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teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

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